Zero to Hero, Just Like That. (Snapping motion with fingers)

Jessica Simpson. The name makes me twinge. Her voice. Her life. My dislike. It's ridiculous to think that you could not like someone without even meeting them, but I really don't think Jess and I would get along too well. At least, thats what I thought.

Jessica Simpson has gone country (look at them boots). The thought brought tears of laughter and shouts of disbelief. Her songs already reached the epitome of horrible in the pop world. Is it her quest to make a mockery of a whole different genre? Why was the Country Music Federation (if its not already an organization, it should be) allowing this to happen? Well, I make my children try everything once. I decided to set a good example and see just how awful music could really be.

Bless my Daisy Dukes I liked it, nay, I loved it. Its everything her old music is not. It's catchy, meaningful, and worth listening to. I recommend it with every fiber of my being. In fact, one of her songs is on the playlist below. Click it, play it, love it. I downloaded the whole CD. The whole CD is great. I guess this is her Coming Out. "Hey, look world! I really do have talent."

(This post is dedicated to all the Kristin Bensons out there)

-Written by John Ross under direction of Cassie Ross