John got tagged too!

Marisa Goodman "tagged" our family. I answered the 6 facts, but these are John's answers. He obviously didn't take it as seriously as I did. Good Luck reading these. He really is a nice guy. Bless his heart.

Each player lists 6 facts/habits about themselves

1. OK, well, I talk to myself in the mirror occasionally in the morning. Not deep talk. I don't talk about my problems or if it's going to rain or not. I come up with comedy routines or recipes. You know, the basic stuff you would talk about in a mirror. The best time to do this is when you get out of the shower. Then the mirror is all foggy so you can pretend you're coming out of a space ship or something.

2. I like the color white. It's pure and clean. It's also the color of Mayonnaise which, I think, is one of the greatest creations of all time. Most eggs are the color white as well. White looks good on me which is another big factor. I don't look as overweight in white as I do in Blue or Aqua.

3. I like Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua is the ultimate under dog story. Here you have this dog that can sit in the palm of your hand and fit in most purses, yet they growl and bark as if they're ready to bite your fingernail off. I really think if all the Chihuahuas teamed up there would be more Chihuahuas in this world. They just need a good leader.

4. I like Christmas. When else is there a time where people give you gifts yet they don't recognize if you don't get them one. Weddings, I guess, but those only happen once in a life time...hopefully.

5. Habit Confession - I have a habit of creating SPAM mail. I don't mean to. Sometimes I just get the urge to write a sad story then tell people to send it to six people or the same sad story will happen to them. I find it exciting to sit and wait to see if anyone sends it back to me. I don't like the many critics of SPAM mail. They say they don't like it clogging their inboxes. Well, all I got to say is Don't Knock it till you Try it.

6. Fact - Harry Potter is evil. First of all, his name. Harry, rhymes with Mary as in Mary Jane, as in Marijuana. Last name, Potter. HELLO? The -er suffix means "one who _________" Potter is "one who pots." With a name like that no wonder that boy was seeing things. Book 2, he meets a friend named Dobbie. Dobbie sounds a lot like Doobie which is what his friends used to call him back in the day. There's a character in there named Peter Petingrew. What did this boy grow? What other plant are boys interested in? Tomatoes? No, of course not. This whole book is about brainwashing to see the ways of the weed. I will not read books 1-7 for a fourth time for three reasons. 1. I already have book 1 memorized. I mentally reread it every day on the way to work. 2. The movies do a pretty good review of the book. I'll just watch the movies and fill in the gaps with information from my trading cards and Hogwarts encyclopedia 3. Because I don't want to subject myself to the brutal nature in which it makes you think of marijuana or the brutal way in which Dumbledore dies.

Now, copy this post and email to six of your friends or you'll owe me $6.59 + Tax.